Why stop at three, is all I have to say. Me-ow. Here, kitty kitties . . .

That's one happy little vampire monkey.

This might explain why I keep finding garlic pressed into my electrical outlets.

"Hipira is a young vampire boy who lives in Salta - a vampire city where it is always night. Hipira's adventures include helping the oldest town elder to produce a sprite (and becoming best friends with the unexpected result), upsetting the residents of Salta by pretending that morning has come, helping a briar pixie by overcoming a hideous frog prince and encountering aliens with voracious appetites when Salta is hit by a meteorite."

This feels a little more "I've fallen in a sand storm and can't get up" than "You're not even gonna believe the size of my fingernails." Still, a rockin' poster. And a great site.

"Hocus pocus."
"Abacadabra!"